Dear Reid's Customers,
Don't be Jerks.
Yes, i really do know how big our chocolate chip cookies are i see them all the time. You are not impressing me by saying "Whoa, those are huge cookies" i seriously hear this at least 5 times a shift. I think they actually used to be bigger, but we made them smaller so you would shut up.
I really, really don't care about the pop shoppe. I don't care if seeing the bottles brings back memories of your childhood. i hear this from any middle aged person from new brunswick that comes in our store and sees them(sometimes i want to hide them).
No, we dont have any decaf made. There is none on the signage. If you want some i have to make it for you, but it will take at least six minutes and if you are not pregnant i will give you dirty looks and think you are a wussy.
Don't walk behind the cash area, that space is for us only, smug customers.
Also, don't leave crap all over the tables. There are garbage cans in the store, just open your damn eyes. I don't go to your work and throw garbage all over your desk(yet).
Love, Travis.
3 comments:
Ha ha! I remember at one of the music stores where I worked we had a customer decide to go change his shirt behind our service counter.
"Is that guy taking off his shirt?"
"Yes, he seems to be."
Funny stuff.
heart. heart heart heart.
i love you, travis
<3 <3 <3
This is a good post. Some day I am going to come into Reids and do all of these things. And you'll love it, because you love me. Because i am so lovable.
P.S. Where the hell have you been?
love, your stalker/secret admirer (who is about to sign in and is therefore no longer 'secret')
You know what else is great? When people order stuff that clearly isn't on our menu, and they expect us to know what the hell they're talking about.
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