Alrighty, with only 10 days left until Valentines day i have revised my list, with a new points system, now a percentile. Good luck!
**note: Valentine position only open to alive, human females, but anyone may do the test for fun**
- enjoys social activities (6 pts)
- Likes my music [or pretends to] (6 pts)
- likes to dance (6 pts)
- likes coffee (6 pts)
- Smiles (6 pts)
- does not smoke (6 pts)
- plays an instrument (4 pts)
- likes going to the movies (4 pts)
- has knowledge of world events and history (4 pts)
- enjoys splurging on a fancy restaurant (4 pts)
- enjoys wine (4 pts)
- chews with mouth closed (4 pts)
- takes care of herself, but not obsessively (4 pts)
- doesn’t litter (4 pts)
- doesn’t leave refuge on the table when leaving a café or fast food establishment (4 pts)
- Likes to paint.(2 pts)
- likes to be treated (2 pts)
- enjoys tacos (2 pts)
- likes curry (2 pts)
- is shorter than 6 feet (2 pts)
- favorite food type is something other than Chinese (2 pts)
- knows enough about computers to not need me (2 pts)
- wears skirts (2 pts)
- has finished a novel in the last 6 months (2 pts)
- reads the news (2 pts)
- doesn’t lick her fingers after a meal (2 pts)
- is a little shy (2 pts)
- Talks quietly in public (2 pts)
- enjoys having discussions about racy subjects (2 pts)
Bonus Points
- Likes dark roast coffee [that’s sexy] (3 pts)
- does not smoke anything (2 pts)
- enjoys red wine (2 pts)
- wears plastic rimmed glasses (1 pts)
- Likes to cook (1 pts)
- has an accent (1 pts)
Please comment with marks and which ones you did not get points for.
3 comments:
i am your valentine 92% of the time.
love,
your creepy friend shannon
- enjoys social activities (6 pts)
Sure. I can be out there
- Likes my music [or pretends to] (6 pts)
I looked at your profile, and while I didn't recognize about three bands, I liked all the others.
- likes to dance (6 pts)
Somewhat. I try. Okay, maybe not.
- likes coffee (6 pts)
I like hot chocolate. I'm such a wuss.
- Smiles (6 pts)
More than I used to.
- does not smoke (6 pts)
No, I don't smoke. Cigarette smoke actually makes me gag.
- plays an instrument (4 pts)
Flute, guitar, and a little piano.
- likes going to the movies (4 pts)
Yes! I love movies. ("Garden State" is an awesome film.)
- has knowledge of world events and history (4 pts)
Yes. I like studying history.
- enjoys splurging on a fancy restaurant (4 pts)
Always! Me and my whole family go out together; we alternate paying.
- enjoys wine (4 pts)
Unfortunately, I can't drink alcohol.
- chews with mouth closed (4 pts)
Yes. It's the polite thing to do.
- takes care of herself, but not obsessively (4 pts)
I consider myself a low-maintenance girl.
- doesn’t litter (4 pts)
No. In fact, I pick up litter off the ground; not as part of an organized clean-up, but just as I see it.
- doesn’t leave refuge on the table when leaving a café or fast food establishment (4 pts)
Right. That's just rude to do anyway.
- Likes to paint.(2 pts)
I can't paint well, but I like to blend and make different colors and streaks.
- likes to be treated (2 pts)
I'd have to get used to it - I'm not used to being treated.
- enjoys tacos (2 pts)
Yes.
- likes curry (2 pts)
I've actually never had it.
- is shorter than 6 feet (2 pts)
5'4''
- favorite food type is something other than Chinese (2 pts)
Yes. I have to be in the right mind to want to eat Chinese.
- knows enough about computers to not need me (2 pts)
I hope so!
- wears skirts (2 pts)
Every now and then, for work.
- has finished a novel in the last 6 months (2 pts)
GAA! Haven't started one! I need to! I love writing.
- reads the news (2 pts)
Every morning.
- doesn’t lick her fingers after a meal (2 pts)
Um........I don't think I do. I use a napkin.
- is a little shy (2 pts)
Try very. I'm working on it.
- Talks quietly in public (2 pts)
Yes.
- enjoys having discussions about racy subjects (2 pts)
I'm game. I guess it would depend on what kind of racy subject.
Bonus Points
- Likes dark roast coffee [that’s sexy] (3 pts)
No, sorry.
- does not smoke anything (2 pts)
No, I don't smoke anything.
- enjoys red wine (2 pts)
Like I said, I can't drink alcohol.
- wears plastic rimmed glasses (1 pts)
Yes.
- Likes to cook (1 pts)
Yes!
- has an accent (1 pts)
No.
That was cool. I like your blog.
I lost points on the following:
- likes to dance (6 pts)
- plays an instrument (4 pts) (though I'm trying half-assedly to remedy that one)
- Likes to paint.(2 pts)
- is shorter than 6 feet (2 pts)
- is a little shy (2 pts)
But I picked up bonus points for dark coffee, not smoking, red wine and cooking, which leaves my score at 92.
MR
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