Monday, January 30

Almonds are members of the peach family.

Hello, feels like time for a post, but i mostly got a lot off my chest last post so i think it is time for some senseless stuff.
I watched robocop tonight. I must say the guy who plays red foreman is awesome. Also There is this bad guy who really looks like flea from RHCP, does anyone know who it is? It is the guy who drives into the toxic waste and then instantly becomes a mutant with his skin falling off, until he gets hit by a car, and instantly becomes a lyquid. You know, that guy.
I am happy that tomorrow(today) is monday. It is pretty much my only day to sleep in.

Have you seen these Random Chuck Norris Facts?
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
-At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
-According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
-Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes corn needs to lay the fuck down.

1 comment:

The Trick said...

It turns out the melting acid man wasn't Flea after all, but rather an actor named Paul McCrane. I guess he's a regular on E.R. now.